Earlier today I went in to buy Nutella at a local grocery store, and as I was waiting in line, I noticed that this old lady was watching me, or looking, something like that. And so I turn to look at her, she was looking at me funny! It took me 3 seconds to realise why - I was wearing ripped jeans, boots, black peacoat over a white shirt AND in front of me was this tray-full of colorful, assorted CONDOMS. The thing with this local grocery is that you get a number and someone will take in your stuff and you pay for it... and I chose to stand in front of a tray of rubber, and I wasn't even aware of it. I was trying my best not to start sniggering cus she keeps on glancing at me. And when she finally paid for her stuff and left, oh man, I was clutching my stomach from laughing too much, that, and I look like an idiot... there I was laughing all by myself... funny and mental at the same time.
The laugh trip wasn't over though. As I was paying for my stuff and waiting, a kid stood next to me, he was reading Drummer Magazine, and I saw that Joey Jordison (slipknot) was on the cover, I looked for about four seconds and averted my gaze somewhere else, and then... and then, I noticed the kid was looking me over - up at me, down at the magazine, up at me, and down at the magazine, it went on like that for about 10 minutes. Curious to why he's looking like a koala bear with his eyes huge and all, I took a quick peek over to what he was looking at - he was looking at this full page image of Joey, which... I kid you not, kinda look like me. Seriously, this is NOT the first time I got mistaken for that dude, like he and I are related or something except that I'm taller, and I'm a girl. What. So I was VERY amused once more... sadly, the kid didn't ask for my autograph. Hahahahahaha. XD
Joey's friend: Duuude, I was really getting into it!
Joey: Shaddap, man, quit fucking around! *thinks* wait, that's what we were doing...!
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